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I don't understand why people get SO UPSET when they have to eat something vegetarian FOR ONE MEAL. I'm not vegetarian, but if my vegetarian friends threw a wedding I would expect there to be only veggie dishes. Do these people who are getting upset eat meat with every single meal? My guess would be no, so why does this matter so much??

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I have a very promising job interview today, so your benediction feels like the best, truest fortune. ❤️

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My best friend’s first wedding was dry and vegetarian, which considering it was outdoors and ended up being around 90 degrees ended up being the right choice

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Nicole can you get norovirus from the internet? Because you tweeted about norovirus and now I have norovirus. I am but a pale wan thing languishing in my parents’ guest bedroom.

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CHONK ON A TRONK. Magic.

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This veggie wedding sitch is out of control! This poor couple! I went to a wedding shower thrown by a vegan (for a flexitarian), and she made vegan food (I brought some vegetarian things) and no one even noticed, and when they did, everything was so good, it was delightful! I feel like this is an unfortunate lesson of, if you want something like this, just do it and don't really tell anyone. Your guests won't complain while they're eating your delicious wedding feast!

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It was you, Nicole, who asked how old we are chronologically and how old we think we are? I am 66 and feel mid-40's most days. Harry Styles makes me feel like I'm at my mid 30's sexual peak. Dang.

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Hai Cardigan Squad reporting for duty

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That Mulaney piece was the best interview I’ve read in a bit. No Alanis, but very good.

These cats are all very delightful. A tweet I ran across asked readers to plot their cats along a Victorian orphan to aristocrat x-axis and a polite to bastard y-axis. It’s been very revealing. Cats are more than just a pretty face.

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"For some reason they think second graders are into jazz" I am dying.

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I cackled so hard over the comments on the Kate Chopin reddit post I woke up my SO. If you haven't read them yet, do yourself a favor.

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I love these cats so much

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