(I can't quit you, r/legaladvice)
Please stop asking if you should do crimes here on an extremely public forum, you dipshit:
This is an old one but I am still steamed at this guy! Yeah, your wife is gonna be upset if you unilaterally tell her you can no longer order pizza once a week, OH ALSO YOU HAVE STARTED SMOKING TO FIT IN AT WORK?
DO NOT DO THIS. Also, your would-be girlfriend is a smart lady:
I know WHY people don’t reveal the identity of their famous boyfriends but I always want to know! Also, break up:
We discussed this a bunch on Twitter yesterday, but ICYMI:
You are the fucking worst:
Buddy, you need therapy. Stop being so defensive and work on your anger:
Yes, welcome to having a lease.
Do you want to hear about the creepiest things that have ever happened to people? I do!
There are some dynamite lifehacks in here, INCLUDING:
Yeah, you’re boned. Lesson learned. Do not do stupid shit for the lulz.Have a blessed day, friends! I am enjoying our new time together.