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That mouse-figurine post!! Timothy is the "first grandchild!" "Timothy" called the LW stupid!!

I am willing to bet that the in-laws are very unhappy that their human son did not choose to marry a giant mouse figurine. I am also willing to bet money that, once the human grandchild is born, they will give the LW lots of tiny baby mouse costumes, and expect the baby to wear them at all times. The LW should start wearing cat ears and speaking to the in-laws only in meows and hisses.

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I want the mouse people to litigate their divorce in front of this judge who thinks he's a cat: https://twitter.com/BoozyBadger/status/1149044715154812929?s=19 (but I don't think he'll be a judge much longer.)

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Twitter is down for me right now and I just want to say that Iā€™m totally cool and not at all anxious in any way about it, no siree! No problems here. Just gonna get some work done here at the office.

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MOUSE FAMILY. mOuSe fAm. THE MICE. *SCREAMING*

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I love the Ariana interview and she has always been a little bit of a tiny weirdo that gets away with it because sheā€™s a pop star so everyone thinks sheā€™s dumb. Like she had a folder full of pictures of demons on her phone! https://www.complex.com/music/2013/11/ariana-grande-interview-shadow-of-a-doubt-2013-cover-story

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I'm really feeling the music roundup today. From Tavener straight into Kesha/Pitbull? ::chef's kiss::

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