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BACKCOUNTRY

I’m watching this horror movie, BACKCOUNTRY, and I hate the male lead character so much I could STAB A PERSON

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

SPOILERS

okay so this (admittedly kinda hot) guy has dragged his almost too-beautiful girlfriend, played by the spectacularly lovely Missy Peregrym, who I have been in love with for YEARS, and also would have been perfect casting for Kristy in the Babysitters Club like twenty years ago, into the wilds of Canada for a romantic backpacking trip

and there’s this, like, random interlude with a creeper dude they encounter which is neither here nor there, I wasn’t going to get distracted by it, because there’s a big fuckin bear in the trailer and I knew that he was going to eat at least one of them so let’s not even waste our time on that guy

ANYWAY, they’re absolutely out in the middle of nowhere and he’s like “here we are, the beautiful lake I promised!” and it’s just like, a sea of trees, bc this fucking shithead has gotten them COMPLETELY LOST and clearly they are going to die

and so Missy starts digging in her backpack for her phone, and shithead says

“It’s not in there.”

what??

“I took it out.”

WHATT?

“I didn’t want you playing with it during the whole trip”

so missy is like “well, listen son, I only now noticed it was missing and also where is it”

IN THE CAR!!!!

so missy, showing what I believe to be a GREAT deal of restraint, calls him a fucking loser

and then she says “WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO THIS HORRIBLE PLACE WHERE WE WILL BOTH SURELY DIE?”

and he says

(brace yourself)

“I was going to propose to you”

and SHE SAYS

“I’m so sorry”

and he says “it’s okay”

I just needed you to know about this right now before I give you the next Reddit roundup

thank you